Hmm. ... Well... I guess that describes how introspective I am. ... I'm Zach. I wear certain titles with pride. (And by pride I mean quiet shameful dignity.) they include Geek, Square, and Pervert. I spent a lot of time writing out what I thought described me best. When I was done I realized that I was a complete idiot. I could have just condensed everything into a time saving, eco-friendly, and far less convoluted list. So I did: - One of my ears is slightly lower than the other. (And theyâre really tiny.) It bugs me to no end. - I hate Ryan Seacrest, and the word fabulous. - My sarcasm tends to pass over everyone else. (I'm left laughing at myself.) Plus Iâve got a really weird sense of humor. - I'm not a hat person. My head is just too big. - I'm a complete geek. (Thankfully Iâm able to keep it under wraps in public⦠Most of the time.) - I listen far too much and end up spouting advice and wisdom. (All of which I'm not qualified to give.) ... read more